I have come to the conclusion that university takes normal teenagers who stay up late and turns them into insomniac dribbling wrecks who survive due to the replacement of blood by pure caffine.
When I realised that I can by first taste, tell the difference betwween Red Bull, Boost Kick and Relentless. I decided that I am not a healthy man. Is the human body designed to cope with that much Taurine?
When your morning repast consists of your morning medication, mouthwash and a half can of the energy drink from the evening before. You cannot in all truth answer yes to the Parental Units questions of 'are you eating ok?' without some shred of guilt. Well it would be guilt if I was not too tired to care.
It as a copnsequence can make me somewhat well ratty if I am honest. I tend to behave slightly irrationally. This however does not explain the insomnia or why on earth that my sedatives contain the side effects warning that they may cause said illness.
Hi well if your reading this Why? Well I am a cynical sarcastic student at a university in the UK , I read English Language & Literature, graduating with a 2.1 and am now in what I would describe as the final portion of my MA in literature studies. This will contain my experiences ideas and randomness I have found over lifes travels, but will also focus on my writing and some of my personal projects including product reviews and just whatever I wish to write on.
Tuesday, 20 January 2009
Monday, 19 January 2009
Hello, Good Morning, Good Evening and Good Night.
Well welcome to the blog. Even though for many years I have had such utter disdain for the blasted things that I feel that to paraphrase a great man 'never before has so little been said by so many and read by so few.' Well anyway, I read a couple of blogs that shine like diamonds in the rough. I felt I may as well add to the bandwidth as some of my experiences are just too unbelievable to count.
From 5 A.M drum solos using the radiator outside my door to walking into the kitchen past a bath containing, 3 girls a duvet and a portable TV. It's a strange place, my block at uni. I live with a group of people that never fail to suprise me.
All of the names in every extract following this will be changed to protect the incomp no no sorry the innocent. (well possibly both)
They brighten my day, usually make me feel better about myself and sometimes I learn from them.
Till then Campers I shall leave you with a song by a band that make me chuckle, read the books and then listen again.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CReo1d7JEj8
From 5 A.M drum solos using the radiator outside my door to walking into the kitchen past a bath containing, 3 girls a duvet and a portable TV. It's a strange place, my block at uni. I live with a group of people that never fail to suprise me.
All of the names in every extract following this will be changed to protect the incomp no no sorry the innocent. (well possibly both)
They brighten my day, usually make me feel better about myself and sometimes I learn from them.
Till then Campers I shall leave you with a song by a band that make me chuckle, read the books and then listen again.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CReo1d7JEj8
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