I have come to the conclusion that university takes normal teenagers who stay up late and turns them into insomniac dribbling wrecks who survive due to the replacement of blood by pure caffine.
When I realised that I can by first taste, tell the difference betwween Red Bull, Boost Kick and Relentless. I decided that I am not a healthy man. Is the human body designed to cope with that much Taurine?
When your morning repast consists of your morning medication, mouthwash and a half can of the energy drink from the evening before. You cannot in all truth answer yes to the Parental Units questions of 'are you eating ok?' without some shred of guilt. Well it would be guilt if I was not too tired to care.
It as a copnsequence can make me somewhat well ratty if I am honest. I tend to behave slightly irrationally. This however does not explain the insomnia or why on earth that my sedatives contain the side effects warning that they may cause said illness.
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